Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! None of this "I'm going to MacWorld to check out the professional video news" bullshoes. What? You think is 1995 or something? No way, man. Feel free to pooh-pooh Apple's news, because the one and only reason to go to MacWorld anymore is to check out iPod doo-dads.
Pun intended. But no kidding. This is a combination iPod dock and toilet paper dispenser that they just ROLLED out. Holy crap!

Seriously. This is a real live iPod dock with stereo speakers that sits right on top of your toilet paper roll. I'm repeating myself because even *I* can barely believe it. It's the iCarta, by Atech Flash Technology.
You mean Atech FLUSH Technology, right?
Music in the toilet? They should have called it Loo-ey Loo-ey.
I'm trying to figure out a punchline with the word "Air" in it, but I can't think of anything yet. Anyway, get it here. As of today, it's still on sale for only $69.
This is the best MacWorld ever.